THE COLLECTION

Hold the Burner, Hettie! — One Balloon, One Basket, All of Pennyfeather Meadow Below

Hold Your Breath, Now Let It Go — One Free Bottle of Bubbles

The Invitational Celt Frames — The Duchess, Live from Table Two

A Cake for Whoever Needs One Today — Candles Unlimited, Every Wish Heard

SIGURADO 100 DITO!!! — The Songbook That Goes to Every Party

The Duchess Will Not Be Hurried: The Invitational Celt Frames

Eleven Out of the Northwest, and the Car at 1144

Clive's Junction Golf — Scorecard (Please Return the Pencil!)

St. Biscuit of the Sunny Sill — A Window You Light by Hand

Nine Figures for the Evening Fountain — and How to Call Them

Nineteen Done, Thirty-One Promised

Forty-One Minutes Out of the Retort

Nineteen Done, Twelve Left, and the Red on Its Fourth Night

Everybody Gets a Diamond — Tere Is Three!

SIGURADO 100 DITO!!! — The Songbook That Goes to Every Party

The Invitational Celt Frames — Live from Studio Two

Junction Green Crazy Golf — Please Give Way to the Windmill!

Four Hundred and Ten Feet of East Side, Hopper at Two-Thirds

Forty-Eight Is Not Forty-Eight — Bay 14, Docket 3318

Job 4471 — Impeller, No Drawing, Monday Morning

Left Glass Has Forty Minutes of Geometry Left

Three-Sixteenths to the Foot, and the Floor Wants It Monday

Left Glass Has Forty Minutes of Geometry Left

Forty-Eight on the Ring — Hafnarstræti, Twenty Past Eight

SKATE HAVEN — Birthday Party Price Sheet, Spring 1989

Say All Three Things It Could Have Said — Grading Shed, Twenty To Eleven

Twenty-Five, Count Them, They're Lettuce — The Rack by the Greenhouse Door

FOUR AND A HALF SECONDS — Dez Pilkington-Aquino, Third Assembly, Lubbock

BIN 3 IS AT 14.8 AND I HAVE SAID SO

PURKINJE! — Forty-Two Greens and the Race to Outlast the Sun

SUP/2214 — Stores Requisition, Ninety Man-Days Against a 240-Foot Box

Sixty Barrels by Friday — Object-Cell on the Bench, Half Past Four

The Chalk Doesn't Take

Please Tap the Peacock

LOT 1996 — ONE (1) ENTIRE YEAR, WORN ONCE, SMELLS LIKE CHLORINE

SUNWHEEL 7 · The Circle of Slot B7 keeps the board lit

THE SUNWHEEL DID NOT END — Slot B4, Sixty-Five Cents, Seven Wheels

FORM 4409 — Placemat, Tanglewood Cave, Ozark County

Two Hundred Metres of Lath, Section 14, Third Afternoon

Twenty to Seven, Rensselaer — The Sheet Out of the Glovebox

Two Spools Left and the Wind Holding — Estación Central

Step 23 Is On The Other Side — 40 × 80 Top, Rensselaer

QUO/4419 — Three Days on Whitmoor Lodge Stubble, Quoted at Twenty To Four

Deborah, My Fern — Track 07 on the Velvet Sparrow, Model 3

Forty Minutes of Geometry Left in the Left-Hand Glass

Forty-Eight on the Brass Ring — Hafnarstræti, Twenty Past Eight

Maniototo Indoor Curling — Learn To Curl Thursdays, Throw A Rock Here First

Three For A Dollar — Prize Sheet, Drawn At Two

Twelve Degrees Below and Climbing — A Dial for Sunrise

LOT 96 — ONE (1) CALENDAR YEAR, LIGHTLY USED, STILL WARM

FORM 4409 — Placemat, Hollister Ridge Cavern, Set Down Fresh

Tirar y Dar — Three Hours of Wind, Two Spools Left

Twelfth Box, Chirpan Block — Nine More Yards

Eleven Gross by Four O'Clock — Cedar Street Cutting Shop, Muscatine

Two Hundred and Eleven Vases, Forty Minutes — Benching, Neath Drill Hall

Consignment 41 — Set the Temperament Before Saturday

Twenty Past Eight, Full Cycle, One R Out

Gloria in Twelve Panes — A Rose Window You Can Turn

CLOUDWATCH 9 — Stop #14 on the Chelan Ring — Please Take a Number :)

DOZE — Nobody's Turn (pull-out centerfold)

Réjeanne's Third Frame Has a Four In It

Ninety-One Back on a Hundred — Machine 41, Third Row, Fifty Minutes

Four a Second, Bulb Clamped to the Bench

Six Lines Where Four Were Quoted — Docket 4417, Half Past Four

Line Five Will Not Come Out — Bell Prover Card, Half Eleven

Eleven Pins and Ninety Minutes — Esky Lid, Fence 14

One Shrinkage Short — Pattern Loft, Bay B, Twenty Past Ten

Forty Pounds on Three Pins — Window, 2:20

The Mirrorball Is Load-Bearing — A Field Manual for the Last Forty Minutes

Forty-One Boxes, Six of Them the Same Size — Van's at Eleven

Stunt Seven Is Next — East Stand, Forty-Five Rows by Thirty-Two

Thirty-Four in the Flat — Saturday Party Shift, Eleven Fifteen

Twenty-Four Degrees on the Size — Rue Saint-Gilles, Ten to Four

The Ninth Square — Ordinances of the Field, Revised for the Rollover

One in Seven Hundred and Thirty-Nine — The Corner at Kairanga Road

Three Out of Nine — A Reply from the County Office, Enclosure Attached

Sixty-Two Rods in the Pan — Delphine's Book, East 31st

Point Four Proud — Twenty Past Twelve on Abbey Lane

Thirty One Centimetres Up From the Floor, Twice

The Grand Finale Machine — A Working Program of Aerial Set Pieces

Eleven Frames Before the Interval

Thirteen Heads Turning — Helianthus, and the Angle That Never Repeats

Two Passes on One Sheet — Model MK/8×6, Fig. 1–12

Eleven Frames Before the Interval

Thirty Seconds Held — Compulsory Round, Fargo

Eleven Bundles Left — Divisadero Street Hand Laundry, Half Past Eight

Two Hundred Metres on the Gravel — Sanganer, Twenty Past Eleven

Leave the Lamp Where It Is

Sixty-one Cards and One Division Sum — Clocking Day, Zonhoven

Hallelujah, the Chalk Is Free: A Guidebook to the Corner of Kestrel & Fell

FORTY-ONE FEET — Paid Foot Trial, Doraville, Starts June 14

Hyllynreunaetiketti 8-4-3 — Palautuskäytävä, Vantaa

Hook 14 Down to Hook 61 — Nine in the Basket, Shuts at Twelve

Sheet 86/A — Two Passes, One Sheet, Half Two

Netherfield Papers — Fourteenth Book, Spring 1961

Gauge Board Two — Call Me the Clip for the Eleven O'Clock

Form 44-B (Rev. Mar. 1974) — Adjustment Request, Third Copy

Twenty-Two Steady, Gusting Thirty-One

Fifty-One Kilos a Shoulder — the Plaça, Sunday, with the Key Printed Over It

Eleven Bundles Left — Divisadero Street, Half Past Eight

Four and a Half Hertz Against the Fork

Read the Week — Twenty-Eight Sheets on the Shed Wall, Kirkburton

Sheet 4 — Bickel & Sons Marking Device Works, Spring Revision

Fifteen Seconds of Honey — Bench Four, Rigby Road

Design Album No. 2 — Chained to the Counter, Hutchinson

Turn the Rose — A Working Window of Coloured Light

Give It, Give It — Khadia Roof, Nine in the Morning

Kofar Mata, Pit Nineteen, Half Ten

Hilde Brumm Calls the Shell Before the First Cut

Six Quarts, Back Steps, Saturday

Netherfield Papers, Pattern Book No. 14 — Ivy Kerslake Turns the Leaves

Under It, Get Under It — Kropa, Half Past Two

Car No. 3 — Come Off At Four For A Stop At Six

Twenty-Two Steady Out of the Northwest — Forty Feet of Line

The Illuminator's Desk — Gild Any Letter You Like

Give It, Give It — Don't Hug the Line

Legend Block, Sheet 4 of 4 — Dry Fork Cave, Van Buren County

Home Arts Pavilion — Morning Judging Results, Canned Goods Division

Counter Card: a cat that lives at a specific hotel

Counter Card: a fictional spelling bee final round

Counter Card: the weather inside a specific room

Counter Card: a small island that disappears at high tide

Counter Card: a bus that only goes one way

Counter Card: builder's choice

Counter Card: a parade no one came to

Counter Card: the etymology of a single word

Counter Card: the eulogy for a chair

Counter Card: a fictional municipal bus driver's union newsletter

Counter Card: a barber shop with one chair

Dot Kegley Will Not Weigh Them One At A Time

Dot Kegley Will Not Have a Light Bell on That Crate

Silver Bromide Does Its Arithmetic at Noon

SUNN'S PREHISTORIC GARDENS — Walk With The Giants! $1.75

Counter Card: the official biography of the wind

Counter Card: a fictional indie band's reunion tour

Counter Card: an apology to a chair

Counter Card: a fake religion with one tenet

Counter Card: the diary of a substitute teacher

The Little Brass Diver Won't Sit Still

Slow Turn Over the Arrivals Hall

Hang Me a Nut, Then — Gearing the Runner at Fenner's Mill

Today Aboard the M.S. Calypso Starlight — Day Seven at Sea

Barrow's Book — The Grubby Method Book Up the Tower Stair

Bett's Two Dented Cans — Land the Order to the Quart

The Back Page Bugle — Caption Contest No. 1,144

Watch Her Draw! — The Two-Pendulum Harmonograph, Live on the Table

One More Before the Bell — a proper conker on a proper string

Corrections & Amendments — Ledbetter's Practical Kite-Craft, Revised

Delphine Memorial Pool — Rules & This Week's Notes

Four Little Weights Will Settle Any Order

Warm Water, Bright Koi — a pond you can feed

Draw the Sun Across the Whole Long Day

Prewitt & Daughter — Spring Dahlia List, 1962

Ring the Change — A Little Ring of Eight for Idle Hands

Fern, Split, Fern Again — a pane going over tonight

Barrel No. 7 — Wind It Out

Beat-Fringe — Kestrel & Vane, Plate 14

Through the Flaming Hoop — the Professor's Afternoon Turn

Rennick's Wall-O-Matic — Fresh Strips, Nickels Dropping

Miss Spotless — Give Her All Six!

The Meadow Answers Every Tap

A Critical Edition of Gran's Note About the Pump

Petronelli's Good Powder — What She Does, No Hot Air (Season 1974)

Counter Card: The plain sporting pleasure of one elegant...

The Fifteen-Tooth Music Box (Fill It With Something Sweet)

Sweet Pea 'Avice' — Nick 'Em, Soak 'Em, Cut 'Em Greedy

Light Through the Rose — Colour the West Window Yourself

Roy's Dollar Book of Marbles — Know What You're Holding

Warm Enough to Climb

What's That Bird? — Ray Pruett Will Come Stand in Your Yard

Jump 'Em Down to One — the Peg Board on Table 6

Delia's, in the Yard — Captioned by Someone Who Was There

Ease Off the Spring — Machine No. 14, Kissed the Rail, Fed the Tulip

The Winding Line — a Parlour Harmonograph, Drawing

Your Card for the Rosewater Rooms — Order of Dances, Saturday Night

Counter Card: The plain practical craft of working a boat up a...

Counter Card: an apology to a chair

The One-Seat Ferry at Slade Shallows

The Aurora Assortment — Tindall's Selection Guide

Vi Tupp Reads the Cup — Sixpence on the Pier

Constellation Surfacing Co. — The Complete 1958 Pattern Line, On The Post

Errata Slip No. 1 — The Pond-Yacht: A Plain Handbook for the Weekend Skipper

Evening Whistle Bottle Gourd — Sowing & Curing

Counter Card: things you can do with a single rubber band

Counter Card: the inside of a refrigerator at 3am

Counter Card: an interview with the moon

Counter Card: a fan page for a specific cloud someone saw from a...

Counter Card: a town's official anthem (lyrics + sheet music)

Counter Card: a discontinued vending-machine snack

Glossary of Dry-Stone Walling — The Waller's Wiki

The Golden Phoenix · Week of October 13, 1996

The Mystery of the Missing Pocket Watch — Sunday Funnies Mystery #218

The Chamber