Eighteen of the World's Great Road Junctions, lovingly built to scale! · The verge by Car Park D, Central Milton Keynes · Prop. Clive Oyelaran-Batt (Bucks County Highways, 1963–1994, retd. & delighted)
LOCAL RULES! Tap a box and pencil in your strokes. Double-tap to rub out (the rubber's a bit tired, it leaves a smudge — sorry!). Six strokes max then pick up and write 7, nobody's judging. Your vehicle always keeps LEFT on the approach roads (it's only polite!). Ball-return is the drainpipe past 18 — pop it in and it rolls all the way back to the kiosk (listen for the rattle, it's the best bit!).
BEST ROUNDS THIS SUMMER!
THE COURSE!
Welcome, welcome, welcome! Every hole on this course is a real junction you could drive through tomorrow (well, you'd need a ferry for some of them!). I spent thirty-one years putting islands in the right places for Buckinghamshire and now I get to put them wherever I like. Take your time on 4. Honestly, take all afternoon on 4.
Built from paving slabs, marine ply, astroturf off-cuts and a good deal of Dulux. The windmill was going in a skip on Saxon Gate and I asked very nicely! Cones on loan from a friend in the depot (they're going back in September, Keith, I promise!).