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| __ __ _ _ ____ _____ _ _ __ __ |
| | \/ | | | / ___|| ____| | | | \/ | of |
| | |\/| | | | \___ \| _| | | | | |\/| | LOST |
| | | | | |_| |___) | |___| |_| | | | | KEYS |
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| ~ ~ TEXTNET NODE #44 · port 9601 ~ ~ |
| Pellinore Bldg, Tremaine St, rear half |
| Curator on premises -- please knock. |
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(c) 1995 o no one steals from us
o (it happened ONCE)
Hello, hello — please come in, you are very welcome here, this is the public sign-in screen for the Museum of Lost Keys, which is located in the back half of the old Pellinore Building on Tremaine Street, between the dry-cleaner and the storefront that used to sell ribbon. I should mention, in the interest of being upfront, that this is a BBS frontage and not a real-time chat-line — it just looks like one — so if you type something and nothing happens for a while it is not because I am ignoring you, it is because I am probably upstairs sorting the new arrivals and have not heard the little bell over the door.