BROWNERS-L DIGEST
Vol. 4 · No. 87 · 14 OCT 1985 · 23:00 GMT
a list for people who love the color brown
MINUTES · Tuesday Convening · 9 in attendance · quorum 22:47
From: ROSALIND (node 14) Subj: chair's note before we begin

Friends — Margaret moved that we open with the Umbria postcards. We opened with the Umbria postcards. Janusz cried a little, which he says he is fine about. Tonight's history block is brought to us by Edgar. — R.

From: EDGAR (node 02) Subj: re: where "umber" actually comes from

Resolved, after some warm shouting, that the pigment IS named for Umbria — the Roman province, the hills above the Tiber — and not for Latin umbra (shade), though the two have been holding hands across centuries and we should let them. The earth there is iron-rich, manganese-rich; you bake it and get burnt umber, which is the brown of every Dutch interior you have ever loved.

From: PRISCILLA-J (node 09) Subj: motion to recognize bistre

I move we formally recognize BISTRE — soot of beechwood, boiled, strained, mixed with gum — as the brown that drew most of Rembrandt's quick sketches. Seconded by Hal. Carried 7–0, two abstentions on grounds of "personal preference for sepia." We will revisit sepia at the November convening as previously noted.

From: HAL (node 21) Subj: a small finding shared without ceremony

Old English had no single word for brown until roughly the 9th c. It had words for the brown of a hare, the brown of beer, the brown of a chestnut horse — each a separate noun. We lost eleven browns and gained one. The committee held thirty seconds of respectful quiet for the eleven.

[ ENCLOSED PLATE — described, not transmitted ] A hand-tinted lithograph, 1881, shows nine small ceramic dishes arranged in a slow gradient: raw sienna at the top-left, working clockwise through burnt sienna, raw umber, burnt umber, Van Dyck brown, bistre, sepia, caput mortuum — and one unlabeled dish at the centre, where the cataloguer has written, in very small pencil, "the brown of a kitchen at four p.m." This was Margaret's grandmother's dish. Margaret has not stopped smiling all evening.
NEXT CONVENING · 22 OCT · "The Browns of Bread" (Janusz presents)