OK BABES GATHER UP I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!! i was up reading at 2 in the morning (as usual!!!!!) and i learned about THE LONGEST STANDING CONTEST EVER and i CANNOT stop thinking about it!!!!! it has been going on for so long that EVERY contestant who has ever LIVED on this planet has LOST!!!!! every grandmother!!!!! every dog!!!! every emperor!!!!! every single DINOSAUR!!!! they all fell down they all gave in they all SAT and LAID and STOPPED!!!!! and yet!!!!!!!! ONE contestant remains!!!!! still UPRIGHT!!!! still GLOWING!!!! still WINNING!!!!!!
the rules of the contest are SIMPLE!!!! they are these!!!!:
- stand still
- do not sit down
- do not lay down
- do not stop standing
- that's it!!! that's literally all the rules!!!!!
and here's the WILDEST part!!!!! when the contest started the DINOSAURS were CONTESTANTS!!!!! and they LOST!!!!! they lost so HARD they don't even REMEMBER playing!!!!! that is HOW LONG AGO this was!!!!! we are talking BILLIONS of years!!!!! and the winner is JUST!!!!! STANDING THERE!!!!! NOT EVEN SWEATING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!
i had a picture of all the original contestants lined up on day one BUT THE LINK IS BROKEN i'm SO SORRY!!!!! i think it was hosted on photobucket and they took it down!!!!! or maybe it was imageshack i can't remember anymore!!!! i SCREAMED when i checked the page!!!!
in my night-thoughts journal!!!!!
OK HERE ARE THE CLUES!!!!! i'm not going to TELL you who it is because that would RUIN it!!!!! type your guess into the box BELOW!!!!! the page is LISTENING!!!!! it WILL know!!!!!!
- it is ALONE in the sky every single night!!!!! it has its own SPOTLIGHT!!!!!!
- sailors used to BET THEIR LIVES on where it was!!!!! they would say "if i'm wrong about it we DIE" and they were OK with that!!!!! because they trusted it!!!!! because it NEVER FELL!!!!!
- dogs HOWL at it!!!!! dogs KNOW!!!!! dogs have KNOWN the whole TIME!!!!! we should have ASKED them!!!!!!
- it goes through PHASES but it never goes AWAY!!!!! it gets thinner and fatter and thinner and fatter FOREVER!!!!! like it is FLEXING for us!!!!!
- its FACE is covered in CRATERS from where the OTHER LOSERS literally CRASHED into it for billions of years!!!!! and it STILL didn't fall!!!!! they HIT it in the FACE and it just kept STANDING!!!!!! THAT is how you KNOW!!!!!!
- it BORROWS its light from another contestant who also hasn't fallen!!!!! but that one is technically just BURNING and burning is NOT standing!!!!! so it's DISQUALIFIED!!!!! anyway!!!!!