Clive's Junction Golf

18 of the World's Greatest Road Junctions — at Scale! (Roughly!)

The grass verge by Car Park D2, Silbury Boulevard, Central Milton Keynes · Open 10am till the light goes · Adults £1.20 · Under-12s 70p · Putters & pencils from the kiosk

Hello and welcome! Every hole on this course is a real road junction from somewhere in the world, built by me out of paving slabs, marine ply and a very great deal of paint. Your ball is a vehicle, so treat it kindly, give way to the right, and have a smashing afternoon! Six strokes max, then pick up and write 7. Hole-in-one? Come and tell me and I'll ring the bell! — Clive O-B. (ret'd, County Highways, 31 years!)

BEST ROUNDS THIS SUMMER!

(Par 58 while 13 is shut. Well done everybody!)

Double-click a score to rub it out with the end of the pencil (it leaves a smudge — they all do!).

HOLE 13 ENQUIRIES: 0

The Course!

Not to scale! (Well — the holes are. The verge isn't!)

K — The Kiosk: putters, pencils, lollies, and me!
The Windmill — rescued from a skip on Silbury Boulevard! It doesn't go round, but it's got real presence.
The Drainpipe — sink your vehicle on 18 and it rolls all 11 metres home to the kiosk. Listen for it!
Cones — kindly lent by the lads at the county depot (they know where they are!).
13 — coming along lovely. Four decks! Mind the sawhorses.
Car Park D2 — pay & display, the machine takes 10p's.
Play the Magic Roundabout both ways round! You've paid for it! (Hole 4 — I'll be watching, happily.)