QSL!!★ CONFIRMING THE CONTACT ★
| TO — OPERATOR | PATRICE M. (REGULAR SINCE '02) |
| DATE OF CONTACT | WED TUES — 4:15 PM SHARP |
| CHAIR-TIME LOGGED | 22 MIN (INCL. 4 MIN OF TALKING ABOUT TOMATOES) |
| MODE | SIDEPART, TIDY, NO PRODUCT |
| GUARD / SETTING | #3 SIDES, SCISSOR-ON-TOP, NECK SHAVED CLEAN |
| FINISH REPORT (RST) | 5-9-9 !! (PERFECT, LOUD, STEADY) |
| COFFEE OFFERED | YES — TWO SUGARS — ACCEPTED — POURED INTO THE BLUE MUG |
| CHAT TOPIC(S) | TOMATOES; HER NEPHEW'S MARCHING BAND; A WINDOW |
| TIP | $5 + A PEAR FROM HER COUNTER (RIPE!!) |
| OPERATOR'S MARK | — L.P. (and a smiley face) |
We Got One Chair And One Chair Only And Buddy That Is Plenty!! — Larry, Yelling, Sincerely
★ A NOTE FROM LARRY (the proprietor) ★
HELLO!! HELLO!! YOU ARE HOLDING IT!! I JUST GOT THESE CARDS BACK FROM THE PRINTER ACROSS THE STREET (HE GAVE ME A DISCOUNT BECAUSE I FIXED HIS COUSIN'S BANGS) AND I AM MAILING ONE TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS EVER SAT IN MY ONE (1) CHAIR!!
THE CHAIR IS GREEN!! IT HAS BEEN GREEN SINCE 1974!! MY DAD BOUGHT IT AT AN AUCTION BEHIND A BOWLING ALLEY THAT IS NO LONGER A BOWLING ALLEY (IT'S A DENTIST NOW — CONGRATS DR. KOH).
THIS CARD CONFIRMS THE FACT OF YOU!! YOU CAME IN!! YOU SAT DOWN!! WE TALKED ABOUT TOMATOES!! — OR WHATEVER WE TALKED ABOUT!! I REMEMBERED IT WRONG IN AT LEAST ONE PLACE PROBABLY!! THAT IS PART OF THE CHARM!!
IF I GOT YOUR NAME WRONG WRITE BACK!! I WILL MAIL YOU A SECOND CARD WITH IT FIXED!! AND ALSO A LIFE-SAVERS MINT TAPED TO THE INSIDE!!!
— Larry P. (sole operator, sole barber, sole owner of the green chair)
★ RECENT CONTACTS (the log) ★
- MR. HALLIDAY · 7:02 AM Walk-in. Got the usual ("the usual" = "what we did last time, which was what we did the time before"). Brought in a cinnamon roll, ate half, left the other half on the napkin holder. Still there.
- YOUNG ANSON, AGE 5 · 9:30 AM First haircut!! Cried for 90 seconds then asked if the clippers were a small lawnmower. YES, ANSON. EXACTLY.
- A LADY I DID NOT GET THE NAME OF · 11:55 AM Came in to use the bathroom because the pierogi place's was occupied. Stayed for a quick neck-tidy because "while I'm here." Tipped in pierogi. FAIR TRADE!!
- PATRICE M. · 4:15 PM See front of card!! She is the reason this card exists!! She said I should send cards out and I said "WHAT LIKE A QSL?" and she said "SURE LARRY" and HERE WE ARE!!
- WALT (the cat from the alley) · 6:40 PM Sat on the counter. Did not get a haircut. Got a piece of turkey. Logged anyway. Walt is a regular.
HOURS: TUES–SAT, 7 'TIL "WHENEVER PATRICE LEAVES" · WALK-INS WELCOME UNLESS THE CHAIR IS FULL · THE CHAIR IS USUALLY FULL · CALL FIRST IF YOU CAN · THE PHONE IS A BEIGE ONE WITH A CORD · NO HOLD MUSIC, JUST LARRY HUMMING (sorry larry, can't say that one) — JUST LARRY WHISTLING. JUST LARRY WHISTLING.