MOSSWICK'S
RIVER CORDIAL
— a notice of passing, read aloud at the top of the hour —
1923 ✦ 1989
Folks, before we get into the seven-day outlook, we have a quiet item from the desk. Mosswick's River Cordial — the deep-green slightly-herbal carbonated tonic in the recognizable squat bottle — has been formally discontinued. The Klamath Falls Bottling Co. notified the trade press in the spring of 1989, and the last documented case left the loading dock on Tuesday, April 11th, at approximately 4:42 in the afternoon. Partly cloudy. Light wind out of the southwest.
The cordial, for those of you joining us late, was that deep-green slightly herbal mildly carbonated something you may remember from your grandmother's icebox, or from the white wire racks at filling stations between Eureka and Bend, or from the back cooler at Stanwyck's Variety with the bent hinge. It was, by most reports, a beverage. We are very sorry for your loss. The cordial leaves behind no surviving recipe, no surviving accounts, and three million one hundred forty-four thousand bottles, the last of which (the company says) were poured out and pulped over the long weekend in May.
Skies tonight will be clear with a low near 51.
EXTENDED OUTLOOKlight haze, no precipitation expected. The loading dock is quiet. Repeat — quiet. Pressure 30.04 and steady.
A Life In Brief
Eustace P. Mosswick, a tea importer out of Astoria, first bottled the cordial in 1923 from a recipe attributed (without evidence) to his aunt. The original label depicted a green river and the words "A Restoring Sip — For the Modest Constitution." By 1937 the cordial was sold in seven Western states. By 1962 the cordial was sold only by the cordial. By 1980 it had become, in the words of a long-since-deleted entry in the Encyclopedia of American Soft Drinks, "a kind of green carbonated rumor."
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A Polaroid photograph, slightly underexposed. A row of seven squat green bottles on a galvanized metal shelf, faintly damp, the topmost cap fresh enough to still catch a light from somewhere off-frame. Hand-printed in blue ballpoint on the white border:
KLAMATH LINE — RUN #3047
TUE 6/16 4:42p
DO NOT FILE
CORRECTIONthe photograph above is from the company archive and is unrelated to current production. We do not have a current production. We are now going to commercial. We are going to commercial now.
Honorary Pallbearers
The family — there is no family — has asked that, in lieu of flowers, memorial donations be sent to no address in particular. The Klamath Falls Bottling Co. has been closed since 1989 and is not, this is the part where I read the prepared statement, in operation. There is no second shift. There is no Friday run. The lights you may have seen from Highway 97 last Thursday were a maintenance crew, only.
The cordial is survived by:
- one (1) commemorative bottle in the lobby case at the Klamath County Historical Society;
- eleven (11) bottles, reportedly, in the basement of a Mr. D. Reilly of Bend, OR;
- one hundred forty-four (144) bottles which I keep for the station, for archival reasons, and which I would prefer not to discuss further on the air;
- a standing weekly order from the Eureka Elks Lodge that has not been canceled because nobody has had the heart, and also because the shipments keep arriving.
Guestbook — please sign —
D. Reilly, Bend ORJun 18, 1989The world is poorer. I have eleven bottles. Will share at funeral.
M. Halloran, Eureka CAJun 20, 1989Lodge order arrived yesterday. I assume this is the final shipment. Thank you for the years of service.
M. Halloran, Eureka CAJul 14, 1989Lodge order arrived again. Same crate, fresh caps. I assume this is the final shipment.
M. Halloran, Eureka CAAug 11, 1989Lodge order arrived. I assume —
CATHY (weekend wx)last TuesdayI am simply paying respects, like everyone else. I am simply a fan. Could the party bringing the case to the lobby please use the side entrance after 6 p.m. The front is glass.
Anonymous, Klamath Falls3 days agoThe light on the third floor is on again. I'm only mentioning it.
AT THIS HOURlight cloud cover, calm winds. The cordial is discontinued. We are saying this clearly. We are saying it the same way each time. We are not nervous.
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Notice prepared and read aloud by the KFRN-7 Weekend Weather Team. Time and temperature brought to you by First Cascade Mutual. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming, which is also this.
RDR: This is a paid notice. It is not, as has been suggested, a recurring notice. It is not, as has been suggested, the seventeenth printing of the same notice. The Klamath Falls Bottling Co. has been closed since 1989 except in the sense that the third-floor lights are sometimes observed from the access road, and except in the sense that the Eureka Elks Lodge has not stopped receiving cases, and except in the sense that runs continue to be assigned a four-digit serial which has, by some accounts, recently passed 3047. If you have a green squat bottle in your basement: please leave it where it is. If you have an unopened case in your basement: please contact CATHY at the station, side entrance, after six, do not knock, the door is loose. Skies tonight will be clear with a low near 51. — over to sports.