An Amateur Quarterly for Devotees of the World's Greatest Game
ISSUE #14
October 1983 · $1.50 ppd
Photocopied at Coons-Burton Office Supply, Cedar Rapids, IA
Print run: 312 (we keep growing!)
Uncommon Creatures
— a reader-built bestiary, every issue —
Friends — issue #14 is, no exaggeration, the strongest mailbag we've ever had. Three full features, four worthy runners-up, and (because you asked!) the return of Norman's CR-O-Tron with a brand new ability checklist. Every monster on this page was sweated over by a real DM at a real table. Send your designs — handwritten is fine, typed is better, art is gravy — to Norman c/o the address on the back cover. Keep rolling!
— Norman Aldritch, Editor & Chief Mimeographer
The Pale Delver
contributed by Marcy Penhallow of the Karn Underdeeps campaign (Davenport, IA · DM since '78)
[pencil sketch: long-limbed, eyeless thing crouched at the edge of a stone shaft]
"I drew the eyes wrong on purpose — there aren't any." — M.P.
Frequency
Very Rare
No. Appearing
1 (always solitary)
Armor Class
4
Move
12" / climb 15"
Hit Dice
6+3
% In Lair
80%
No. Attacks
2 claws + 1 bite
Damage
1-6 / 1-6 / 2-8
Special Atk
Tremor-sense; ambush surprise on 1-4
Special Def
Immune to gaze attacks (no eyes!)
Intelligence
Average (8-10)
Alignment
Neutral (hungry)
XP Value
475 + 6/hp
Marcy's DM Tip: The Pale Delver is not a fight monster — it is a tension monster. Roll its tremor-sense check secretly while the party debates loudly in a corridor. Then describe the small sound of pebbles falling from above. That is the whole encounter, ninety percent of the time. The other ten percent your fighter rolls a 1 and you get to use the bite damage.
☆ playtested 4× at Marcy's table — nobody died yet!
Witherbough, the Mourning Oak
contributed by Dale (Whisk) Richter of the Bloodstone Vale campaign (Akron, OH · runs Wednesdays at Brubaker's basement)
[pencil sketch: huge sorrowful oak with weeping bark and two hollow eye-knots]
"He used to be a treant. He remembers it sometimes."
Frequency
Unique (one in Bloodstone Vale)
No. Appearing
1
Armor Class
0 (deep bark)
Move
3" (slow & sorrowful)
Hit Dice
10
% In Lair
100% (rooted)
No. Attacks
2 branch-slams
Damage
2-12 / 2-12
Special Atk
Wail of Mourning — save vs spells or stand weeping 1d4 rounds
Special Def
Regen 1 hp/rd in soil; half damage from non-fire
Intelligence
High (13-14)
Alignment
Chaotic Good (grieving)
XP Value
1,400 + 12/hp
Whisk's DM Tip: PLEASE do not let your players just attack Witherbough. He answers riddles. He knows the name of every adventurer who has died in the Vale since 612 IR. If your fighter starts swinging anyway, that is on the fighter — but try to give them one good chance to put the axe down. The wail is meant to interrupt combat, not punish it. I had a real moment at our table when Brendan's paladin lowered his sword and sat down to listen. that's the whole point of the monster!!
The Brass Carillon
contributed by Eli Strausburg of the Iron Concord campaign (Pittsburgh, PA · two-year campaign, brass-and-clockwork setting)
[pencil sketch: tall brass automaton with seven bells for a head — three legs]
"It does not want to hurt you. It wants to tune itself against you."
Frequency
Very Rare (factory-made, 14 known)
No. Appearing
1-2
Armor Class
2 (riveted brass plate)
Move
9"
Hit Dice
8
% In Lair
n/a (mobile)
No. Attacks
4 striker-arms
Damage
1-8 (×4) — bludgeoning
Special Atk
Resonance Toll: ring bells, save vs paralyze or stand still 1 rd
Special Def
Immune sleep/charm/illusion; vulnerable to thunder (×2 dmg)
Intelligence
Low (5-7) but extremely patient
Alignment
Lawful Neutral
XP Value
900 + 10/hp
Eli's DM Tip: The trick is the bells warn the players first. Before initiative, narrate one low chime from the largest bell. Then a higher one. Then a third. That's three rounds of "what is that sound?" before the Carillon even comes into view. By the time it walks around the corner your players have already built the monster in their heads — bigger and scarier than what you put on the page. this works every time
Eli! send the full faction — I want the foundry too →
Norman's CR-O-Tron (Mk. II, with new ability checklist!)
A homebrew creature is only as good as its balance. Plug your numbers in. The CR-O-Tron will give you an honest Challenge Rating, an XP value figured the way the column has always done it, and a plain-talk verdict on which party can handle the thing. This is a tool, friends, not a tyrant — your table knows best.
The formula is reprinted on page 11 — yes, I changed the multiplier on Energy Drain from last issue. Eli was right, sorry Eli.
From The Slush Pile — four more we couldn't bear to hold for #15 —
Murklight Sprite
contributed by Patty Vance of the Mistwood Marches campaign (Tacoma, WA)
AC 5 · HD 1-1 · MV 6"/fly 18" · #AT 1 lantern-touch · DMG 1-3 + blindness 1 rd · SA dim every light source within 30' · AL Chaotic Neutral · XP 28+1/hp
Patty's note: "They snuff torches one at a time. Then a lantern. Then the campfire. THEN they attack. Let the party feel the dark coming."
Tomb-Mite Swarm
contributed by Greg Albers of the Black Hollow campaign (Lincoln, NE)
AC 8 · HD 3 (as swarm) · MV 6"/burrow 3" · #AT swarm bite · DMG 1-4 auto each rd in same square · SA ignore armor < AC 6 · AL Neutral · XP 110+3/hp
Greg's note: "They eat grave wrappings. They are not evil — they are doing a job. Reward parties that figure that out."
Saltbore Worm
contributed by Lisa Tolman of the Pellan Wastes campaign (Tucson, AZ)
AC 6 · HD 4+2 · MV burrow 12" · #AT 1 grab · DMG 1-10 + swallow on nat 20 · SA ambush from sand, surprise 1-3 · SD half dmg from piercing while burrowed · AL Neutral · XP 245+5/hp
Lisa's note: "Drop one tracking-die on the sand when it surfaces — it tells you where the next strike is coming from. The players will love it, I promise."
Cinderheart Mastiff
contributed by Doug Mahaffey of the Burning Coast campaign (Bridgeport, CT · plays with his two sons)
AC 5 · HD 3+3 · MV 15" · #AT 1 bite · DMG 2-7 + 1-4 fire · SA bark deals 1-2 dmg in 10' cone (heat-shock) · SD immune fire; double dmg from cold · AL Lawful Evil (loyal) · XP 175+4/hp
Doug's note: "My boy Toby designed the bark. It is silly and I love it and so will your players."
Reader Mail — A Selection
From Janice K., Eugene OR: The Mournful Lichgate you printed in #12 saved my whole module. My players spent an hour talking to it. Thank you, Hal Foreman, wherever you are.
From "Two Brothers in Bayonne": We made the Brass Carillon out of an old TV antenna and seven bells from a craft store. It stands in the basement now. The dog hates it.
From Norman: Keep them coming. Hand-drawn maps to the back of the envelope. Postage is going up next month, fair warning — get them in the mail this week if you can.
a faint hint: there is one more creature in this issue, but the editor hid it. Ctrl+E on a real keyboard, friends.
UNPRINTED
The Cantrip Critic
designed by Norman Aldritch himself (the Editor's own home campaign, "The Pewter Hall") — NOT published in issue #14
Frequency
Unique (one)
No. Appearing
always 1, somehow always behind the party
Armor Class
-2 (shifts when observed)
Move
9" / fly 24" / phase 6"
Hit Dice
13+13
No. Attacks
3 (claw / claw / bite) PLUS one cantrip per round PLUS one critique per round
Damage
2-8 / 2-8 / 3-12
Cantrips
any 0-level spell from any list, rerolled each round; never repeats
Critique
One player must defend their last in-character choice. If the answer is dull, take 1d6 ego damage (a real thing now, see footnote)
Special Atk
Phase-step (planeshift 1" each round, no save); Mirror Stat (copies one PC's best ability score for the encounter); the bite carries Slow on a failed save
Special Def
Magic resistance 65% · Regen 3 hp/rd · cannot be surprised · ignores first 10 hp of any single attack · sneers at undead, who flee · turns invisible if praised
Intelligence
Genius (17-18) and a snob about it
Alignment
Lawful Smug
XP Value
9,500 + 25/hp (I am sorry)
Treasure
nothing — it owns nothing, it merely has opinions
Norman's honest note: friends, I have been trying to balance this guy since spring. He killed a 9th-level party in one round, then I nerfed him and he was a pushover the next session. The truth is I just like him too much — he's got my voice in his mouth. I'm going to keep him in the back of the binder and out of the magazine until I figure him out. If you find a fix, write in.