ONE (1) ENTIRE YEAR — 1996 — WORN ONCE, STILL SMELLS FAINTLY OF POOL CHLORINE AND NEW CARPET
Consigned by a person who was nine and refuses to explain further. Sold as a complete unit. All twelve months present.
OKAY LISTEN. I have handled a LOT of years. I have moved 1984. I have moved 2004 twice. NOTHING IS LIKE THIS ONE. This is a fully intact 1996 with the original everything — the humidity, the gum, the specific green of the grass on the hill behind the middle school, the exact volume of a screen door.
Condition: GORGEOUS. Some scuffing around February. One (1) sad Wednesday, disclosed, minor, mostly buffs out. The rest is honestly BEAMING.
- Summer arrives fully loaded — sprinkler, hose water taste, INCLUDED
- Complete set of 4 grocery-store parking lots at 8:40 PM, still warm
- The good song. You know the one. It's in here. IT'S IN HERE
- Original box (the box is a basement; the basement is carpeted; the carpet is BROWN)
- Working phone cord, stretched to its absolute physical limit, permanently kinked ♥
NOT included: anything after. Buyer accepts that the year ends. Buyer accepts this EVERY TIME and buyer is fine, buyer is FINE.
PICKUP: Saturday, back lot, look for the awning. Bring rope. Bring somebody who remembers it too — a year this size does not fit in one person's car.