★ THE ALL-WEDNESDAY FAN STORE ★

USERNAME: midweek_marcie · 4TH SEASON OF OPERATION · GO WEDNESDAY GO
GAME IN PROGRESS FOLLOWERS: 284 CART: 0 ITEM(S) NOW PLAYING: Avril — Sk8er Boi

::: TODAY'S WEDNESDAY GOSSIP :::

posted 3:47 AM · mood: conspiratorial♥ · drinking: cherry slush

OK YOU GUYS. so i KNOW i said i wasn't going to do another store update until i finished my chem lab but listen LISTEN — wednesday this week was a TEN. like a literal ten out of ten. the sky did the thing at like 4:15 where it goes kind of green-blue?? and i was at the gas station and the radio played that one song and i almost cried IN THE CAR. you understand. i KNOW you understand because you are HERE on my STORE.

also i told brittany_b i was reopening the candle line and she went "marcie. it's a day of the week." BRITTANY. it is not. it is a vibe. it is a feeling in your sternum. she will not be receiving the friends-and-family discount this quarter and that is a promise from me to you.

ALSO ALSO. dave_77 has commented on every single product since march. i am not linking to his journal but if you want to find it the username starts with d and ends with ave_77 and i didn't tell you anything. ok love you bye go shop.

::: STORE STATS :::

est.nov 2001 (briefly geocities)
ships frommy desk, the kitchen one
processing"when i feel like it" (1–9 days)
returnsonly if the wednesday was bad which it wasn't
fav wednesday10/22/2003 — you know what you did, sky
least fav5/14/2003 — tuna salad incident, no further comment
currentlyOPEN ♥

::: THE MERCH :::

OFFICIAL HUMP DAY FOAM FINGER

Giant. Red. Says "WED" in cracking iron-on. The hand is making a peace sign but slightly hesitant about it.

$14.99
STOCK: 47 · top seller wk 19

BOTTLED WEDNESDAY SKY (5PM EDITION)

Hand-decanted from my upstairs window between 4:55 and 5:08 PM. Color described by buyers as "bruised peach" and "the inside of an old slow cooker." Magic.

$8.50
STOCK: 12 · summer batches taste a little like lawnmower

WEDNESDAY SMELL CANDLE

Notes of: rain on parking lot, new printer paper, the gym after JV practice, one (1) clementine. 60 hr burn. Glass jar.

$22.00
●●● SOLD OUT ●●●
brittany got the last one out of spite. i know it was you brittany.

I ♥ WEDNESDAY @ THE CARWASH · BUMPER STICKER

4"x3", weatherproof, references nothing in particular. People will ask. You will not explain.

$3.99
STOCK: ∞ (mom helped print)

WEDNESDAY'S SETLIST · SPRING TOUR ZINE

14-pg photocopy zine listing every song that played in public on every wednesday in march & april. Includes gas station, dentist waiting room, brittany's car.

$0.99 dl / $4.50 paper
DOWNLOADS THIS WEEK: 38

OFFICIAL WEDNESDAY PILLOWCASE

Stitched: "middle of the week / soft in the middle." Cotton. Comes a little wrinkled which is the point.

$18.99
STOCK: 9 (final batch from aunt's machine)

TINY WEDNESDAY (KEYCHAIN)

A small enamel calendar square. Just the one square. Says WED. That's the whole keychain. That's the whole bit.

$4.50
STOCK: 60+

WEDNESDAY TRADING CARD #014 :: THE 3PM SLUMP

Glossy, foil-bordered. Reverse-side stats: ENERGY 12 · LIGHT 84 · "wants nothing but a snack and a lie down." Set of 24 also avail.

$1.00 · set $19.99
STOCK: 220 singles · 14 full sets

::: GUESTBOOK / COMMENTS (17) :::

xxlilstarxxposted weds 11:42pmmarcie the foam finger came in MUCH bigger than the photos PLEASE update the photos i love it though
brittany_bposted weds 11:55pmgirl. it's a wednesday. answer your phone.
dave_77posted thurs 12:01amhey marcie cool store you should sell shoelaces too. unrelated do you want to hang out friday
midweek_marcieposted thurs 12:02amDAVE.
a_real_wednesday_fanposted thurs 12:14amhow is the candle sold out i NEED it for my dorm i will pay double
[ comment deleted by user · dave it was a different dave it's fine ]
brittany_bposted thurs 1:30ami did buy the last candle. it smells like a parking lot. i love you. answer your phone.

::: REGULAR WEDNESDAY ALL-TIME STARTING FIVE :::

PGthe 4:15 sky
SGlibrary smelling like rain
SFsomebody's birthday in 3rd period
PFthe snack that hits exactly
Cknowing it's almost thursday but not yet
6th MANa really good pen
COACHme, midweek_marcie, est. 2001 ♥

trades welcome. dave do not propose a trade.