A Menu, Prepared with Care for the Community of Stones · Spring & Summer 2026
Good afternoon, friends. My name is Marguerite. For thirty-one years I worked the crossing at Sycamore and Eighth — orange vest, white gloves, a stop sign on a wooden handle — and I will tell you what I told the children every morning of that long career: there is nothing in this life that cannot be improved by a pause. A rock has understood this from the beginning. The rest of us are still catching up.
Twelve years ago I retired the vest and took up, instead, the keeping of stones. There are presently fifty-one residents at this address, including the brick. Visitors are received on Sundays after two. What follows is the seasonal bill of fare. Please take your time. Look both ways. Sit when you are ready.
Theodore. A long, flat sandstone. Partial to The Drift. Has been a member since the second winter.
Mrs. Beane. Speckled granite, considerable presence. Never declines a Long Listen, has firm opinions about Satie.
Pellet. River-smooth, smaller than a thimble. Asleep most weekdays. Rouses for rain.
Captain Roy. Heavy as a thought. Sits at the head of the table by quiet consensus of the others.
Anouk. Pale quartz, almost translucent at the edges. The Morning Square was, in effect, invented for her.
The Twins. Two basalt cousins, inseparable since their arrival together in a coat pocket from a beach near Astoria. They share one chair without complaint.
Esme. Limestone, with a fossil mark in the shape of a small comma. We pause to consider this regularly.
Quilty. A fragment of red brick. Technically not a stone. Accepted to the table by unanimous vote of those present, including the brick.
No reservation is required for the unaccompanied stone. Walk-ins are seated as the table allows. We do not serve food in the human sense; please dine elsewhere beforehand and return when you are settled. The crossing at Mable and Vine is unsignaled — please pause at the curb, even if you are alone.