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★★ DOUBLE-BOOKED!! ★★
THE WEDDING & REUNION TOUR OF
THE MARZIPAN ACCIDENT

● LIVE TONIGHT ONLY — TILL MIDNIGHT GMT ●
YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT — TOOMS & PERRI ARE BACK!!

After SEVEN years of "musical differences" (a shouting match in a Hove car park, October 1978), bassist Tooms Avenell and singer Perriwinkle "Perri" Lash are GETTING MARRIED, REFORMING THE BAND, and HEADLINING THE STOAT & STAFF (SLOUGH) — all in one (1) evening!! Drummer Sully Bream WILL be there. The chair WILL be there. ⟁ Tickets sold separately from toaster.

★ THE OFFICIAL REGISTRY ★ ACT NOW ★ STOCKS LIMITED ★
#01 · Matching tour kettles, brown
£18.00 £11.50
#02 · One (1) replacement E-string for Tooms
£2.20
#03 · Honeymoon — Travelodge Reading West
£64.00 £39.99!!
#04 · 7" reissue of "Sebastian, Don't"
£3.50
#05 · A casserole. ANY casserole.
YOUR PRICE
#06 · Reupholstering of the chair
£42.00 £29.99
★ DIAL 0898-MARZIPAN TO PLEDGE ★ ★ OPERATORS YOLANDA & DEV ARE STANDING BY ★
BUT WAIT — SEND THEM A FORM LETTER!! FREE!! NO POSTAGE!!
Dear TOOMS & PERRI,
It is with WHOLEHEARTED, INFOMERCIAL-GRADE JOY that I, ______________, formally pledge unto your union & tour the item known as #06 Reupholster the chair. _____________________ May the chair travel well. May Sully drum gently. May Sebastian, finally, do.
yours in a major key,
— _______
 
★ SUPPORTING ACTS: THE BREEZE PROBLEM · HUSBAND/SWAN · QUIET MIRIAM ★